Toast

The breakfast I love the most
is big fat buttery toast.
I love to tell my friends with a boast
thats I've just had some toast.

It makes me spring downstairs
in my jimmy jams and slippers,
I can smell it through my nosehairs
and the stench of my dads kippers.
Because...

The breakfast I love the most
is big fat buttery toast.
I love to tell my friends with a boast
thats I've just had some toast.

With jam, marmalade or even honey,
spread thinly, covered in marmite.
That for some reason thats funny,
some people find a delight.
Because..

The breakfast I love the most
is big fat buttery toast.
I love to tell my friends with a boast
thats I've just had some toast.

Scoff it down too quickly and splutter,
any bread as long as its toasted
and totally soggy with butter.
Toast, the food I love the mosted.