Stood outside Revolutions in town, (not that I hang around outside clubs its just that it is next door to my favorite pub in town.) So I was on the phone to my friend asking where they are and what the plan is for the night, to describe what was going on in Revolutions I said that judging by the look of some of the people queuing up to enter, there must be some sort of Snog A Dog night on.
There was a bit of an awkward silence as the whole queue looked at me.
'What? you are all ugly though.'