I tried going to the Paralympics but I couldn’t find a parking space anywhere near the place.
I was a ugly baby my mother only started getting morning sickness after I was born.
I went to a opera once, ill tell you want they don’t like it much when you join in.
Don’t let your mind wonder too far, it’s a little small to be out on its own.
Doctor to hospital patient, ‘ your coughing seems to be easier this morning, patient replies, it should be ive been up all night practicing.
What do you give a man who has everything? Antibiotics.
A single herring can produce over a million offspring, god knows how many the married ones can churn out.
I was doing some DIY so I got out my step ladder I don’t get on with my real ladder.
I wouldn’t say she’s fat but she does have to wear a g rope.
Shes got a million dollar figure unfortunately its all in loose change.
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