Haikus

.AlcoBear.
Oh lazy bear there,
why do you not move that much?
'I'm sooooo hungover.'

.SexyPanda.
Panda bear sat there
giving me that brown eyed stare,
trying to pull me.

.RandyMonkey.
Look at that monkey
touch himself like a donkey.
Thats masturbation.

.AnAntsLife.
Investigating,
carrying out simple tasks,
is the life of ants.

.DesperatelySeeking.
Birdsong from the trees,
find a mate, try to please.
Ooops, thats a sparrow.