something geeky

I've been trying to work on something geeky and epic for ages and all I can come up with so far is this. -

I would be your Fry to your Leela.
Even get off the wwweb to meet her,
You're WonderWoman, Spiderman is me,
Just a perfect match of Marvel and DC.
I just want to say to your face....
Suck on my plus ten mace.