I wear contact lenses now but I used to wear glasses, the most annoying thing about glasses is when you can't find them, you walk around the house looking for them and your housemate says. ‘What are searching for?’
'My glasses', I reply.
‘You tried looking for them?’
Now how can I look for something when I’m blind, then they go on to say.
'What do they look like?'
'GLASSES for fucks sake!"