another haiku

.DrankTooMuch.
Cold, tiled bathroom floor,
stuck to it like fridge magnet.
My drunken sickness.

another pretty face

Everyday I order a cup of tea
from the pretty waitress.
Just to watch you bring it over
to see your polite smile.
To share that brief moment
of intamacey with you.

a haiku

.StupidWeather.
Umbrella army
like field of soggy toadstools.
Eye height metal spikes.

haikus by me

.ScrollingPast.
Church spires float past
foreground homes bland colours blur.
Views for train journeys.

.ModernDayFarming.
Grazing cows outside
litter fields like burnt out cars.
Mans greed, modern needs.

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.IHateTheBeach.
Sunbathers pack beach
tiny bikinis on show.
Hold on! Shes topless!

.Posh.
Upper class spoilt brats
pick faults in the train and laugh.
How the poors travel.

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.Steeplechase.
Womans athletics
especially the long jump.
leaves me so aroused.

.Strawberries&Cream.
Wimbledons boring,
no longer interests me.
Kournikova gone.

this letter

I've posted this letter to you,
at recorded delivery cost
as I'm too shy to admit this to your face.
Bullet pointed below in capital letters
so you can clearly read, is the truth.
You put the buzz in my flight
as I bumble floating on your scent.
Installed my unbreakable smile
as I squelch home to you
after standing in a puddle.
I'd go hungry at lunch
to spend the last of the change
in my wallet, to buy you flowers.
Have all the hot water to fill the bath
and take your time.
I'd just use your warm bathwater after.

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.Cheaters.
Bookcase tightly packed
Spines unbroken never read.
Ungained faked knowledge.

.SkimmingStone.
Stone kicked in anger
skips down street into car door.
Mood changes, leg it!!

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.Ooooops.
Power drill tempts me,
vibrating noises shakes house.
Moved wardrobe hides hole.

.SharpEdged.
Sink full of bubbles.
Below surface lurks a knife,
deadly like a shark.

.DIYOhWhy.
No More Nails! I bought,
how strong is it I wonder?
Chair stuck high to wall.

.OfficeMug.
Coffee stains ring mug,
glaze inside like doughnut top.
Human tidal lines.

kiss

That gentle kiss you blew towards me
floats gently on your scent.
Folded safely tight, deep in my pocket
saved, for when i need it.
A grazed knee fixed by a kiss from you
soothed by paitent love.
I dont have your clean medicated touch
I just sting and burn.

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.WhyBother.
Dressed for attention,
push up dress gets the wrong kind.
Women are fickle.

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.SunScreen.
Bake for twenty mins,
Browning in slow sweaty heat.
Summer has arrived.

.BBQSeason.
Sausages sizzle
like childs fat sticky fingers
greasy BBQ.

.RedSkinned.
Removed watch reveals.
Session in sun, far too long.
My tan line Sundial.

a summers haiku

.SummersTanning.
Shirt sleeves rolled top high.
Magazine shields reddened face.
Summers lunch hour.

that taste

Still even now, you're that taste
that ball of bile.
Stuck in the back of my throat
like a bitter lump.
Unable to swallow.

valley trains

Like a pulse of light
the last train flickers
through the Valley veins.
Packed red jerseys
another Welsh win
once more, once again.

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.EncoreOnceMore.
Pub band, live music
enthusastic drummer.
Ears still ringing now.

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.Inside.
Alone as normal,
loathe this emptiness inside.
No-one will enter

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.BranchesBreeze.
Slow whispered tonal
composed harmony through trees.
summers song play on.

.DamnIt!.
Dinosaur T-Rex
frustrated by awkward itch.
Arms too short to reach.

.MyGrave.
Lake calm, steady still
ready for my body now.
Disturbed by ripple.

shared

The reason I dont hold you
the way I want to is because Im scared,
that I dont know how to
its all new to me, I want to be shared.

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.ColdDelight.
Ice Cream devoured
slobbered all over my face,
like milk white spag bol.

.WordsWillNeverHurtMe.
Sticks & stones break bones,
words hurtle towards like spears.
Matrix bullet time.

my list

On the palm of my hand
in permanent marker*.
I will write a to-do list
for each and every day.
On it will command, a cuddle,
a kiss - underlined twice.
A back rub, to do the washing up,
to fetch chips in the rain.
I will tick these off daily
for as long as I am with you.

*one that smells like bakewell tarts

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.BathTime.
Fresh out of shower,
body smells of milky soap.
Talc me down baby!

.ThunderousRain.
Rainstorm drags its feet,
like super deluxe carwash.
Patience is the key.

.FunWithYou.
Pillow fight. Round two,
Knockout feather bursting shot.
These moments with you.

missed you

To this day I still miss you,
but what it was, now replaced with regret
of not saying what was so blaintently true
that I loved you, my duet.

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.TypicalSundayNight.
Slippers on feet
tea in mug, nowt on tv.
Sunday night routine.

Bedroom Rights

'Whats the triple X throw down?'
my face holds a quizzical frown,
whisper in my ear what it means
bed now! Please! Removed jeans.
The horizontal monster mash
bed squeaks as we roll and thrash,
'whats this position?', I ask my dear,
bent twisted, 'Ow!' Finger in my ear.
Afterwards in a sweaty heap in bed
anything like that again, I'll be dead.

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.NotAMorningPerson.
Fire alarm wails,
stupid toaster, milky tea.
My weekday mornings.

.NoGoodWithHeat.
Burp loudly again
trying to quench that curry,
burning tastebuds.

.Shoo!.
Sparrow watches me
perched low on branch, as I pee.
Cant go while you watch.

haiku for a hot day

.StupidCat.
traffic slows to crawl.
to avoid the sleeping cat
lying on hot road.

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.WelshWeather.
Thunderstorm downpour
raindrops trickle down phone lines.
Loud splash as it lands.

finally i feel

Life lived without emotion
nothing but a loveless flywheel.
With you now, I finally feel
like rainfall on a calm ocean.

haiku once more

.DamnThisWeather.
Drifting towards me
following their slow purpose.
Bad mood cloud above.

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.MyOwnFault.
Still alone, friendless,
throw my frustration at them.
My self punishment.

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.LeadEmotions.
Dragged down by myself
emotions form like lead boots.
Lag behind and drown.

a haiku

.ShirtsNotSails.
Breeze fills dry laundry,
like chubby invisible
people on the line.