a haiku about rain

.RainFall.
Rain cascades downwards
secret morse code messages.
Patiently listen.

a soggy haiku

.Soggy.
Foolish take shelter
rain disrupts this journey took.
Arrive sooner damp.

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.NationalRail.
Train crawls, at slow pace
snail trundles commuters home.
Unwanted patience.

.TightCoat.
Carefully wrapped up
Brown paper parcel in twine.
Man in soggy rain.

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.DrummingRain.
Rain attacks upturned
flowerpots with loud vengence.
Natures got rhythm.

a haiku

.StupidWeather.
Umbrella army
like field of soggy toadstools.
Eye height metal spikes.

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.BathTime.
Fresh out of shower,
body smells of milky soap.
Talc me down baby!

.ThunderousRain.
Rainstorm drags its feet,
like super deluxe carwash.
Patience is the key.

.FunWithYou.
Pillow fight. Round two,
Knockout feather bursting shot.
These moments with you.

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.WelshWeather.
Thunderstorm downpour
raindrops trickle down phone lines.
Loud splash as it lands.

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.TheBestThereIs.
Oh Casey Ryback
all American hero.
Girdle makes him thin.

.WeatherPermitting.
Anarchy will rein.
Rise up, take over the world.
Rain pours, not today

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.HardRain.
Sniper bullet rain,
strikes back of my neck, man down!
British summer time.

.InsideOut.
Bite down hard on wrist,
walls bloodied with my punched rage.
Match the hurt within.

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.RainSoon.
Clouds overhead brew,
turning into greying lumps
of sucked candyfloss.

.WaitingForMyFlight.
Flight of butterfly
graceful towards a fresh start.
Shell, left dead behind.

.ForgottenConversations.
Headphone encased world,
no-one but ourselves in it.
We are all strangers.

lame haiku

.DownPour.
Rain floods the gutter,
drowning the soggy moss like
a drunken sailor.

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.ThereIsAlwaysOne.
Silently they fall,
snowflakes glide down. one goes 'Weeeeee'.
There is always one.

.WaterTorture.
Drips erratically
like a broken shower head,
this rainstorm will pass.

.CorrFitty!.
Woman in glasses,
looking over top of specs.
Take me to bed now.

.SnooSnoo.
Amazon woman,
dominant, tall, sexy, strong.
Take me for Snoo Snoo.

.Hyperactive.
Haribo eaten,
can smell colours, time changes.
This is my Taris.

.Butterface.
Want to take you home,
Sexy body, Butterface.....?
Am i drunk enough?

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.DiggingUpTheGarden.
Muddy lump in ground,
are you a Saxon spearhead?
Or just a small stone?

.OutsideShower.
Rain pours hard, downwards.
Attacks the ground with a splat,
like a huge cowpat.

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.SpringRain.
Drizzle splutters down,
like fine sieved icing sugar,
covers thoroughly.

.Awkward.
Hey, good looking. Mmmm
your ass is fine. Gah! Abort!
Friends younger sister!

.SimplePleasure.
Cold side of pillow.
Comforting to my warm skin,
like fresh underpants.

.ShowerFall.
Rainfall dampens all,
soft comforting rhythmic sound.
My soul meditates.

.Milf.
That older woman,
bends over her desk, reveals
why she is a milf.

.Snooker.
White rolls up on prey.
By suprise knocked in pocket,
potted that red ball.

streetlight haiku

.OrangeGlow.
Rain drops on window
twinkle soft, like fairy lights.
through the streetlight glow