some more haikus

.HardRain.
Sniper bullet rain,
strikes back of my neck, man down!
British summer time.

.InsideOut.
Bite down hard on wrist,
walls bloodied with my punched rage.
Match the hurt within.

Dentist

During a check up at the dentists, I had an appointment with the dental nurse to give my mouth a clean - saves me a job i suppose.
So she got one of the dental picks and started scraping the gunk from between my teeth. My teeth are fairly clean anyway, but while she was scraping away at my teeth, she asked me if my gums usually bled when i brush them.
I said, 'No, not really, but then again i normally use a toothbrush and not a hook.'