a haiku

.DirtyDirty.
Shower steaming pure
cleansed of clinging daily sin.
Cheaply sold soul works.

some more haikus

.LikeJellyBabies.
Fruit flavoured lip balm
smells so tasty you could eat.
But dont though silly!

.CheapDeepHeat.
Mint shock shower gel
the perfect wake up, until....
My balls on fire!

.BreakfastChoices.
Croissant for breakfast
crumbs hidden in shirt creases.
Perfect snacks til lunch.

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.BathTime.
Fresh out of shower,
body smells of milky soap.
Talc me down baby!

.ThunderousRain.
Rainstorm drags its feet,
like super deluxe carwash.
Patience is the key.

.FunWithYou.
Pillow fight. Round two,
Knockout feather bursting shot.
These moments with you.

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.SpringShower.
Rain clouds gather,
run outside with soap on rope,
Soul quenching shower.

.StillWaiting.
My ring finger burns
to be clad in band of gold,
for what it stills yearns

haikus

.ShowerRipper.
Loud fart in shower.
Smells so much more than before,
explain that science.

.NotMyKindOfGrowler.
Big bad scary dog.
Slobbering around my groin,
Scared, slightly aroused.