a haiku

.PhotoShopped.
Captured trouser crease
photographic added length.
Disappointing lies.

some haikus

.EyeHeight.
Bracing stepladder
knows not where to direct sight.
His groin at eye height.

.NewsToday.
Subtitles run on
confuddled during live link.
This is modern news

haikus

.ShowerRipper.
Loud fart in shower.
Smells so much more than before,
explain that science.

.NotMyKindOfGrowler.
Big bad scary dog.
Slobbering around my groin,
Scared, slightly aroused.

haikus again

.Alone.
Under my bed
I hide once again
like a child.

.Brow.
Eyebrows, sit up high,
waggle like feet on hot coals.
Big as post-it notes.

.MissedCall.
Phone lurks deep in pocket,
vibrates hard against my groin.
Let it ring too long.

.HundredFaces.
Roll of sticky tape,
makes many a disguises
wrapped over my face.