a haiku

.JobPerks.
Cheeky fart released
during hand dryer cycle.
Boss is in washroom.

a haiku

.MorningStretch.
Bend down, touching toes
spine creaks or is it a fart?
Either one feels good.

haikus

.CityPlanning.
Modern scars intrudes
on tiptoes peeking over
Ruins perfect view.

.OnTime.
Train shudders, departs.
like a vibrating fart on
polished wooden floor.

bonfire haiku

.Whoosh.
Fireworks explode
bright exploding colour gasps.
Unnoticed loud fart.

haikus

.ShowerRipper.
Loud fart in shower.
Smells so much more than before,
explain that science.

.NotMyKindOfGrowler.
Big bad scary dog.
Slobbering around my groin,
Scared, slightly aroused.

some more haikus

.SkinnyJeans.
Man in skinny jeans,
studded belt, large check print shirt.
Loath you, Bohemo.

.Icehockey.
Sticks crack like thunder.
Ice cut up, like torn paper,
puck slapped into net.

.FreshSheets.
Damn you clean bedsheets,
cant smell my fart. All I get
is your citrus fresh.

poo haiku

.UhOh.
That fart was sloppy,
feel a trickle to my shoe.
I fear, its some poo!