some more haikus

.SkinnyJeans.
Man in skinny jeans,
studded belt, large check print shirt.
Loath you, Bohemo.

.Icehockey.
Sticks crack like thunder.
Ice cut up, like torn paper,
puck slapped into net.

.FreshSheets.
Damn you clean bedsheets,
cant smell my fart. All I get
is your citrus fresh.