a haiku about shorts

.WhoWearsShortShorts.
Wear tight fitting pants
under summer faded shorts.
Squating reveals balls.

bass haiku

.BassSolo.
Bass played past 12th fret,
fingers wriggle rapidly.
Like stractching his balls.

a haiku

.OilSlick.
Man sinks into bath
ball sack spreads like oil slick.
Water far too hot.

some more haikus

.LikeJellyBabies.
Fruit flavoured lip balm
smells so tasty you could eat.
But dont though silly!

.CheapDeepHeat.
Mint shock shower gel
the perfect wake up, until....
My balls on fire!

.BreakfastChoices.
Croissant for breakfast
crumbs hidden in shirt creases.
Perfect snacks til lunch.