some haikus

.ValleyTops.
Tree wobbles in breeze
branches stretched to keep balance.
Admiring views.

.JobFail.
Pen lid splintered chewed
frustrated time wasting day.
Doodles on notepad.

.PureDrink.
Tea infuses slow
dark vapour trail dispersal
Mug of soothing calm.

wonky painting haiku

.IgnoreFrames.
Painting hangs wonky
ignore, forget about it.
Will frustrate others.

a haiku

.DamnIt!.
Fumbling in the dark
trying to unclasp her bra.
Gah!! Thats my watch strap!

some more haikus

.BranchesBreeze.
Slow whispered tonal
composed harmony through trees.
summers song play on.

.DamnIt!.
Dinosaur T-Rex
frustrated by awkward itch.
Arms too short to reach.

.MyGrave.
Lake calm, steady still
ready for my body now.
Disturbed by ripple.

never heal but fade

These scars run
from the cause to a result.
A journey I dont
want anyone to have to take.
If I ever get lost,
I have these paths to follow.
Never look back always forward.

lost then found

Awake in my room,
unable to move, because of all this pain.
Come, quench this rage pour down rain
until I'm nothing more.

Slumped on sidewalk,
struggling to see, destroyed by emotions.
Hurt me now, to cause further reactions
until I'm nothing more.

lying on a hospital bed,
unable to move because of the restraints.
Finally someone has heard my complaints,
now I'm home.

Babe

I hate the phrase babe, who ever calls their boyfriend or girlfriend babe, I hate you. Why you ask? I'll tell you why, everytime your out in town and someone says, ‘You here babe?’ Every single person looks around thinking its them being called. Its just like that standard text message sound, everybody used to check their phone.
Why Babe? You're just referring your partner like you’ve referred to every past partner you’ve ever had, this person should be special to you and yet you call them what? The same phrase that you used before with your last partner, now these two partners are totally different if not why are you with someone else? did they leave you as they got fed up of being called Babe?
Use something that means something, everyone one of my friends has a shit nickname, I mean really shit, its just something between us two, more personal and much better than wailing babe.

Glasses

I wear contact lenses now but I used to wear glasses, the most annoying thing about glasses is when you can't find them, you walk around the house looking for them and your housemate says. ‘What are searching for?’
'My glasses', I reply.
‘You tried looking for them?’
Now how can I look for something when I’m blind, then they go on to say.
'What do they look like?'
'GLASSES for fucks sake!"

Posting a Letter

I had to post a letter the other day and I spent a good ten minutes licking this envelope to seal it, it cut my tongue up a treat just trying to get it to stick. It wouldn’t, driving me insane I threw the letter down and I look back down at the letter, it turns out it was one of those self sealing envelopes and I hadn’t seen the sticky strip to remove.

Pool Playing Women

Why do women insist on playing pool, not snooker but pool? I dont play pool I cant play, so I always refuse to and go and ask behind the bar if they have any darts for the board, but I get nagged into playing by women. So I put my fifty pence down to play and not just for a sly peek down thier top as the cue up thier shot, but to shut them up and keep them happy. But as we've had a few drinks before we play and after telling the local guy who hangs around looking for someone to play against who states that it is, 'winner stays on,' to fuck off. The game starts and after about 5 minutes with no balls potted, for some reason every woman I've played pool with, starts to cheat and obviously right there infront of me, place the balls in the pocket and laugh as they do thinking its funny and ok to cheat and stand there with a huge grin on thier half drunk face. Damn them, maybe this is the real reason why I dont play pool.

whats never said

I never told you, never said,
to hold you, like how you hold me.
Thats the way I want my life to be.
I just pushed you away instead.

That has been my biggest regret,
couldn't admit and let you see,
that you meant more to me
than my complete pokemon set.

I said it over again in my head
just wanting to hold you tight
I cant do it, with all my might.
you are that keeps me sane.

To me it is a very big event,
could have easily passed by
as a said whisper or sigh.
not create an awkward moment.

Angry Dog

Abandoned, cold and alone.
Sits afraid in the pound,
no love, hope and no home.
Barks and growls a loud din.
Making a rawful sound,
as people happily pass by him.
throat, blistered from wailing,
exhausted too tired to sleep.
Sulks at his constant failing.
Growling at those who come too close,
can do nothing but weep.
Biting those he cares for most.

Silly mutt, put him down.
Out of his misery.

My Stupid Name

I have had issues with my name my entire life, even now after a whole schooling of people mocking my name i still get it.
For some reason most people cannot pronouce my name correctly, i wouldnt mind if it was a hard name to pronouce, but it isnt. All people do is accentuate the first letter of my name so its not balanced. because of my name people tend to assume that im stupid or not that bright, this is one of the reasons that i have no confiedence in myself why should i try if people are already going to asume that im stupid.
When people meet me for the first time they dont believe that it is my real name, many a time i have had to get out my driving licence to prove that it is.
Even getting my passport or driving licence proved to be difficult with it coming back every time with what they assume is my name rather than believe what i have written down for them.
Im not bothered any more ive accepted it, registering for the doctors today, a random name came over the tannoy, not my name but i knew it was me. the doctor asked me how she should pronouce my name.
as ever i gave my defeatist reply

"anyway you like".