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.StupidQuestion.
'Can't find my glasses'.
'What do they look like?' They ask,
'glasses,' I reply.

.WishICouldTellYou.
Can never tell you,
Whisper it now, in your ear.
Pretty in your sleep.

.CheaperThanAnnSummers.
Lonley shy woman,
to get her sexual kicks.
Uses spin cycle.

reason 87# on why i couldn't be a archaeologist

'Whats that?'
'This?'
'Yeah that thing there, what are you doing?'
'Its a car pressure washer, this is taking too long to clean up this trench, so I'd thought if we use this we can clean everything up in 3 minutes and go down the pub, what do you say?
'Get out.'

Glasses

I wear contact lenses now but I used to wear glasses, the most annoying thing about glasses is when you can't find them, you walk around the house looking for them and your housemate says. ‘What are searching for?’
'My glasses', I reply.
‘You tried looking for them?’
Now how can I look for something when I’m blind, then they go on to say.
'What do they look like?'
'GLASSES for fucks sake!"