haiku for a hot day

.StupidCat.
traffic slows to crawl.
to avoid the sleeping cat
lying on hot road.

haikus some more

.StupidQuestion.
'Can't find my glasses'.
'What do they look like?' They ask,
'glasses,' I reply.

.WishICouldTellYou.
Can never tell you,
Whisper it now, in your ear.
Pretty in your sleep.

.CheaperThanAnnSummers.
Lonley shy woman,
to get her sexual kicks.
Uses spin cycle.