haikus some more

.StupidQuestion.
'Can't find my glasses'.
'What do they look like?' They ask,
'glasses,' I reply.

.WishICouldTellYou.
Can never tell you,
Whisper it now, in your ear.
Pretty in your sleep.

.CheaperThanAnnSummers.
Lonley shy woman,
to get her sexual kicks.
Uses spin cycle.