more haikus

.DrinkingGames.
Spoon full of sugar
helps the tequila go down.
And straight up again.

.MessyEater.
Blank t-shirt ideal,
rotate after eating spag bol.
Stains hidden from sight.

.BuyMeAPony.
Society girl
your daddys little princess.
Nothing to others.

a haiku

.ValueBrand.
Cheap value coffee
crumbles like soft oxo cube.
Thicken with a spoon.

another haiku

Spoon scaldingly hot,
left for too long in the mug,
as tea was brewing.