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.DrinkingGames.
Spoon full of sugar
helps the tequila go down.
And straight up again.

.MessyEater.
Blank t-shirt ideal,
rotate after eating spag bol.
Stains hidden from sight.

.BuyMeAPony.
Society girl
your daddys little princess.
Nothing to others.

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.ColdDelight.
Ice Cream devoured
slobbered all over my face,
like milk white spag bol.

.WordsWillNeverHurtMe.
Sticks & stones break bones,
words hurtle towards like spears.
Matrix bullet time.