christmas shopping haikus

.BarginShopping.
Shoppers, hungry bees,
towards the sweetest shop stores.
Those with closing down sales.

.IWantItAll.
Stroppy child demands
weak parents, spoil rotten.
Never be happy.

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.DrinkingGames.
Spoon full of sugar
helps the tequila go down.
And straight up again.

.MessyEater.
Blank t-shirt ideal,
rotate after eating spag bol.
Stains hidden from sight.

.BuyMeAPony.
Society girl
your daddys little princess.
Nothing to others.