some haikus

.9-5.
Durping at his desk
wooden dipping bird movement.
Bored office worker.

.Breeze.
Sunbaked office fan
stands retro cool not modern.
No need to replace.

.GlassStreaks.
Photocopier
holds secrets about some staff.
Christmas office do.

empty sky haiku

.EyeClouds.
Hot sugar white sun
punctuated pencil dots.
Silhouetted birds.

some haikus

.Bread.
Birds fed soggy bread
these brief friendship connections.
Lunchtime well spent

.Country.
Flag taps against pole
like impatient finger tips.
Welcome to my land.

birds cleavage view haiku

.RightIdea.
Lonely bird in tree
scrambles up dead branches high.
Better cleavage view.

Haikus

.AlcoBear.
Oh lazy bear there,
why do you not move that much?
'I'm sooooo hungover.'

.SexyPanda.
Panda bear sat there
giving me that brown eyed stare,
trying to pull me.

.RandyMonkey.
Look at that monkey
touch himself like a donkey.
Thats masturbation.

.AnAntsLife.
Investigating,
carrying out simple tasks,
is the life of ants.

.DesperatelySeeking.
Birdsong from the trees,
find a mate, try to please.
Ooops, thats a sparrow.

more haikus

.EmptyLife.
Busy man has no
time, for what he holds so dear.
Will end up lonely

.WetSummer.
Soggy damp with rain,
puddles forming, blocked are drains.
squelching shoes not nice.

.SinkingBelow.
Silent as a stone,
skimming along the water.
slowly sinking down.

.SummersDay.
Birds chirping in trees,
grass itching at my pink knees.
A quaint summers day.

.Storm.
Thunder overhead,
flash boom, the house does shudder.
Hard rain rattles roof.

.DriftWood.
Floating down river,
breeze makes my back a shiver
whoops I've lost an oar.

.WashAway.
Pebble on beach,
tides come, slowly wash away
all my fears and dreams.

.SelfHarm.
Hate rising inside.
Surface splits to release pain,
Blood flows like lava.

Do birds have regional accents

across the country accents change and vary region and county to county, now does this apply to birds as well?

These are some Haiku poems that i have written

.Smokers.
Passive smoking why?
Clogs my lungs, going to die
not before you do.

.DangersOfBirds.
Bird sitting in tree,
why do you look down at me?
Watch out! eeew, bird poo.

.Jam.
Sitting in traffic
getting angry at stopped cars,
radio four on.

.EasyLife.
Leaf floating gently
down stream, no cares in the world,
out into the sea.

.TrophyWife.
Beautiful as sin,
you're a face I want to win,
pround of my trophy.

.BeautyFrowns.
Beauty holds no bounds
always gets rid of my frowns,
hold me close and tight.

.EarlySpring.
Frost shivering cold,
lazy daisy sleeps on
its not summer yet.

.Lampost.
Jack Frosts holiday,
all over town he strikes cold.
Tongue stuck to lamp post.

.GrizzleyBear.
Bear awakening
yawns, as his sleep is now over
salmon for breakfast.

.CountryLife.
Country fox, whats new?
'Nowt, harvests still completed,
they hunt me no more.'

.ThermalCares.
Bird spirals up high,
thermals ticking below,
no care in the world.