some more haikus

.NotAMorningPerson.
Fire alarm wails,
stupid toaster, milky tea.
My weekday mornings.

.NoGoodWithHeat.
Burp loudly again
trying to quench that curry,
burning tastebuds.

.Shoo!.
Sparrow watches me
perched low on branch, as I pee.
Cant go while you watch.