.StupidFootball.
Ref blows, extra time.
Glancing at my watch, still got
ironing to do.
.LonelyFootRubs.
Beds trusted footboard,
makes me purr like a kitten.
Personal footrub.
Showing posts with label football kit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label football kit. Show all posts
Thursday, 21 May 2009
Monday, 27 October 2008
How to wash a football teams kit
1. soak the kit in the bath in hot soapy water and use a broom handle to stir contents of bath around to allow cleaning agents to do their job, you can pretend you are a witch and you are stirring a cauldron.
2. after an hour or so of soaking in the bath, jump in - taking care in removing shoes and socks first to squish the kits about a bit, again if you get bored you can pretend your walking over quicksand or hot rocks. if you have no balance you can always use that trusty broom handle as a walking stick this time.
3. wash kit as normal and it comes out looking clean and smelling football kit fresh, let dry on a clotheshorse and repeat each week until the football season finishes.
2. after an hour or so of soaking in the bath, jump in - taking care in removing shoes and socks first to squish the kits about a bit, again if you get bored you can pretend your walking over quicksand or hot rocks. if you have no balance you can always use that trusty broom handle as a walking stick this time.
3. wash kit as normal and it comes out looking clean and smelling football kit fresh, let dry on a clotheshorse and repeat each week until the football season finishes.
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