candle haiku

.FashionInWax.
Thick candle burns slow,
wax tall around slumping flame
like old shoulder pads.

some more haikus again

.NotCorrectClothing.
Whale tail surfaces
a girl, too young leans forward.
Adult thong pokes out.

.MusicInsider.
Groupie hunts down band
with pouty eyed seduction.
No tread left on that.

.IfIHadMoney.
Bored stiff millionaire
sponsors local football team.
His face on shirt front.

.ACrapCold.
No matter how hard
you flick it, always return.
Boomerang bogie.

some more haikus

.WeatherReport.
Pretty weather girl.
Brightens up my day, unlike
this crappy weather.

.DressSense.
'What are you wearing?!?'
'Its just something I threw on.'
'What did you do? Miss?'